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  • Baby Boomers Music

    Not that any of us would know about this, however I thought we should all be prepared for when the day does come....


    The first of the baby-boomers are starting to turn sixty-years old.

    In honor of that occasion, a number of popular songs of our era are
    in the process of being revised to reflect conditions of the present day.


    They include:

    1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

    3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

    4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

    5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

    7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

    9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the Grape Nuts

    10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair

    11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

    13. Abba -- Denture Queen

    14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    15. Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

  • #2
    Love it, I must be a baby boomer!!! shaggy

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    • #3
      Mick Jagger -- Angie-oplasty.

      The Beach Boys -- And we'll drool food, food, food, till the day nurse comes to wheel us away.

      Dionne Warwick -- Do You Know the Way to .. to ... uhmm, where was I going?

      Simon and Garfunkel -- A Bridge Over Abscessed Gums
      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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      • #4
        Sooo funny! And Steve, I love your additions to the list.

        Here's my fave song...

        "Hit Me With Your Best Shot (of Botox)" - Pat Benatar
        "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed and those who are cold and are not clothed."
        -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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