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Onions and Christmas Trees..
Onions and Christmas Trees..
>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
>kinds of boobs are there?
>
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
>
>In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>After 50, they are like onions".
>"Onions?"
>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
>many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
>
>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
>Three phases.
>
>In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
>"A Christmas tree?"
>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
>kinds of boobs are there?
>
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
>
>In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>After 50, they are like onions".
>"Onions?"
>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
>many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
>
>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
>Three phases.
>
>In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
>"A Christmas tree?"
>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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