A Few Suggestions

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

Many old folks (those over 50, way over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. They are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. a nose ring and bifocals
2. spiked hair and bald spots
3. a pierced tongue and dentures
4. miniskirits and support hose
5. ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. speedos and cellulite
7. a belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. bikinis and liver spots
11. short shorts and vericose veins
12. inline skates and a walker
And last but not least... my personal favorite
13. thongs and depends

[Sandcrab Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sandcrab]

Hi Kay, I've seen you and know how you feel. My advice to you is shed the ABBA see thru "dancing queen" wet T and start knitting sweaters and say hey to the grandkids.

Sandcrab