The Ice Machine

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

When I was in a hotel a couple of weeks ago I heard the strangest conversation around the corner in the hallway. It was a woman's voice, and she was saying,

"You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. You are a natural loser ! Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button."

I poked my head around the corner, and it was a blonde talking to the ice machine. I foolishly asked her what she was doing.

She rolled her eyes said to me loudly,

"Duhhhh. It says right here on the machine - Depress button for ice."

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

I finally got it, duuhhhh

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

I finally got it, duuhhhh

I'm sorry, Mike. Looking at your avatar, I can see that was perhaps too subtle for a person of your pigmentation.

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

Watch it Steve, that bar of soap is in that Avatar for a reason.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Watch it Steve, that bar of soap is in that Avatar for a reason.

Is that a bar of soap?? Ever since Mike put up his avatar I've been wondering what that is.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

Is that a bar of soap?? Ever since Mike put up his avatar I've been wondering what that is.

Yes, it is a bar of Lifeboy, coral flavor.

[taffy19 Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close taffy19]

Oh Steve, this is a joke by itself. I wondered too so I asked Mike by pm and he told me the same what he posted here.

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

It appears some of you didn't watch the movie "A Christmas Story" over the holidays. Demerits will be assessed- don't miss it next year.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

Unfortunately, as a young boy, I looked like Ralphie and my mother had times where she made me taste the bar of coral Lifeboy soap.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Unfortunately, as a young boy, I looked like Ralphie and my mother had times where she made me taste the bar of coral Lifeboy soap.

My mom preferred Ivory (99 and 44/100% pure).

[susieq Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close susieq]

Thought EVERYONE had seen that movie!! Thought it was tradition!!

[tonyg Goomba & Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close tonyg]

I suppose there are some that don't have a leg lamp in their front window either.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

I suppose there are some that don't have a leg lamp in their front window either.

Someone was selling the leg lamps this Christmas. A lamp that was the size of the one in the movie was $250. If you ever watch the PTI show on ESPN, there's a leg lamp behind Kornheuser and Wilbon.

I suspect that Frank has one of these lamps. Another reason why the Sopranos show wants to use his house in their TV show.

[susieq Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close susieq]

I suspect that Frank has one of these lamps. Another reason why the Sopranos show wants to use his house in their TV show.

Double dog ditto!!

Sue

[greenwagonmom Member Find all posts View Profile Close greenwagonmom]

We own a small leg lamp. It was a Christmas gift to my husband from my sister's husband. We keep it displayed on the bar in the family room