The Ice Machine

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"The Christmas Story" came true in our house this year...our oldest daughter bought her dear Dad a Red Rider BB gun so he can take shots at the black birds that congregate on our dock and in his garden. At least it's quieter than the .410 he has used...and just a little more legal

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Steve,

I apologize for this thread going

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Steve, I think that joke is hilarious. It's just my kind of idiotic humor. (Well, I was a blonde little kid once.) Thank you! Jean

When I was in a hotel a couple of weeks ago I heard the strangest conversation around the corner in the hallway. It was a woman's voice, and she was saying,

"You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. You are a natural loser ! Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button."

I poked my head around the corner, and it was a blonde talking to the ice machine. I foolishly asked her what she was doing.

She rolled her eayes and me said loudly,

"Duhhhh. It says right here on the machine - Depress button for ice."

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Steve, I think that joke is hilarious. It's just my kind of idiotic humor. (Well, I was a blonde little kid once.) Thank you! Jean

Well, Jean, continiuing with the blonde theme, then:

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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