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Proposed big business mergers to watch for in 2007........
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and WR Grace will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and form: Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor UPS and become FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!!
9. And finally, Victoria's Secret and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name Titty Titty Bang Bang.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and form: Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor UPS and become FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!!
9. And finally, Victoria's Secret and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name Titty Titty Bang Bang.