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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Cat stuck in Christmas tree, couldn't call 911 .....
"duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Cat stuck in Christmas tree, couldn't call 911 .....
"duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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