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In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and
all six died in the fire.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the
country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all
perished in the fire.
6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and
they too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the
fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew
into LA and met with the fire chief on camera. They loudly demanded to
know why the Blacks, Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and
only the white couple lived.
The fire chief said, "They were at work."

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The Italian Man

ONLY AN ITALIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well,

if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?

For a moment there is silence... Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.....

No one moves .... he removes his shirt... muscles ripple across his chest .
....she gasps... and he says.....

Here - 'Iron this, and get me something to eat....'

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Yo mama’s so stupid…

She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

don't take it seriously!

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How many programmers does it takes to change a light bulb?

It's impossible, that's a hardware problem.

[jenns Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jenns]

Employer: "Where were you yesterday?"
Employee: "I was ill."
"Really? I saw you riding a bike."
"Oh, I went to call a doctor."