Pregnant Blonde

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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.



She said, "I have some really great news!"



I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."



She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she and her husband had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"



Then she said, "There's more."



I asked, "what do you mean 'more'?"



She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"



Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.



She said...."Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

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Thought I'd heard most everything ~~~

Love the pic too!!!

Sue

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Blondie

LOL.

I'll have to add this to my blonde joke file.

Thanks.

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Two Hollywood blondes had a day off from work and decided to got to Disneyland. They were so excited, chatting about everything they were going to do and how much fun they were going to have.

Then, just as they were nearing Disneyland, they saw a sign that said, "Disneyland: Left". So they turned around and went home.