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    For the "Jersey Girl Goumbettes"..............


    If you've ever lived in Jersey ...you'll appreciate this!!!

    > New Jersey is a peninsula.
    > Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire
    > eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida .
    > New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified
    > as metropolitan areas.
    > New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky .
    > New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba
    .
    > New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US
    .
    > New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
    > New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
    > New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
    > New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred
    > to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
    > New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not
    > Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
    > Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian
    > sausage w/peppers and onions.
    > North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world,
    with
    > seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
    > New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island .
    > The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by
    inventor
    > John P. Holland .
    > New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most
    > famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long
    > Branch, Cape May.
    > New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for
    water
    > quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
    > New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the
    > largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include
    > pharmaceuticals.
    > Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can
    buy.
    > New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production
    > (and here you thought Massachusetts?) Here's to New Jersey - the
    toast of
    > the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America , opened in
    Hoboken .
    New
    > Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body
    > electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
    > New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the
    US
    > , located in Elizabeth . Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports
    > comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
    > New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in
    Newark),
    > Liberty International.
    > George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War
    > battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George
    Washington.
    > The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture
    > projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ,
    laboratory.
    > We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
    > The first seaplane was built in Keyport , NJ .
    > The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport , NJ .
    > The first phonograph records were made in Camden , NJ New Jersey was
    > home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
    > The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on
    its
    > playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.
    > And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to
    > mention salt water taffy.
    > New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the
    > Middle East countries.
    > The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung
    > Mountains.
    > New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!)
    New
    > Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City The Pulaski
    SkyWay,
    > from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.
    > NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).
    > The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the
    > birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
    > The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick
    in
    > 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).
    > The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but
    they're
    > all gone now!).
    > New Jersey is home to both of " NEW YORK 's" pro football teams!
    > The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ .
    > The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas
    > Armstrong.
    > All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce
    > Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan
    Sarandon, Ed
    > Harris, Connie
    > Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross,
    Dionne
    > Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg,
    Norman
    > Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney
    > Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover
    Cleveland,
    > Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer,
    Bruce
    > Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane,
    > Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Joe
    > DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit,
    Norman
    > Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John
    > Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint,
    Elisabeth
    > Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr.,
    Dave
    > Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuh!
    > l, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly
    Ripa,
    > and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.
    >
    > The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the 2nd highest
    > waterfall on the East Coast of the US .
    > You know you're from Jersey when . . .
    > You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
    > You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
    > A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
    > You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
    > You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M.
    > You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
    > At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen,
    and
    > you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
    > You know what a "jug handle" is.
    > You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
    > You know that the state isn't all farmland.
    > You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey --there's the
    > shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And
    when
    > you
    > are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."
    > You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
    > You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
    > You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New"
    > to identify it (try . . . Mexico . . . York . . . Hampshire-- doesn't
    > work, does it?).
    > You know that a " White Castle " is the name of BOTH a fast food
    chain
    > AND a fast food sandwich.
    > You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
    > You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
    > You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different."
    > Yes they are!
    > You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton --that's
    > for out-of-staters.
    > The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
    > You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
    > You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
    > Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
    > You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening
    > credits.
    > You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
    > You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and
    > people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey
    go
    to
    > Wildwood.
    > It can be no other way.
    > You weren't raised in New Jersey --you were raised in either North
    > Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey .
    > You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
    > You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel,
    > Bamberger's and Orbach's.
    > You also remember Palisades Amusement Park .
    > You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
    > You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
    > And finally . . .
    > You've NEVER, NEVER NEVER, EVER
    > pumped your own gas.
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