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One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a
Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
else survived the wreck."
The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full,
undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Yankee, "I think this is
another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half
of the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
else survived the wreck."
The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full,
undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Yankee, "I think this is
another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half
of the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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