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Politicians in Hell
Warning: If you're easily offended, don't read further! 
George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil, "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. Since you definitely belong here I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three people here who were not quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".
George thought that sounded pretty fair, so he agrees. The devil opens the first room. In it is Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and climbing out, over and over again. Such is his fate in hell.
"No," Bush says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long".
The devil leads him to the next room. In it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing the hammer, time and again.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if I broke rocks all day," says Bush.
The devil opens a third door. Inside Bush sees Bill Clinton sitting in a chair with his hands chained behind his back and his legs staked to the ground in a spread-eagle pose. Kneeling between his legs is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looks at this scene in disbelief for awhile and finally says: "Yeah, I could cope with that".
The devil smiles and says... "OK, Monica. You're free to go."
George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil, "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. Since you definitely belong here I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three people here who were not quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".
George thought that sounded pretty fair, so he agrees. The devil opens the first room. In it is Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and climbing out, over and over again. Such is his fate in hell.
"No," Bush says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long".
The devil leads him to the next room. In it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing the hammer, time and again.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if I broke rocks all day," says Bush.
The devil opens a third door. Inside Bush sees Bill Clinton sitting in a chair with his hands chained behind his back and his legs staked to the ground in a spread-eagle pose. Kneeling between his legs is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looks at this scene in disbelief for awhile and finally says: "Yeah, I could cope with that".
The devil smiles and says... "OK, Monica. You're free to go."
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