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  • Baby Boomer Blues

    It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.
    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.


    They include:

    Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba--- Denture Queen.

    Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    And my favorite:

    Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again!!!!!!!!!
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  • #2
    Frank, I laughed till I cried.

    Thanks from another boomer.

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    • #3
      Angela

      If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

      BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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      • #4
        Great and how true!

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        • #5
          Is Ernie K. Doe now singing about daughter-in-law?
          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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