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    How to Identify where a Driver is From

    * Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:

    * New York -One hand on wheel, one finger out window:

    * Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:

    * California - One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: .
    **L.A - With gun in lap: .

    * Ohio - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror, but driving in California.

    * Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:

    * Seattle -One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:

    * Texas city male - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window:

    * Texas country male - One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:

    *Texas female - One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:

    * West Virginia - Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:

    * Florida - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
    What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
    Faust

  • #2
    this is great

    The only one I heard before this was how to tell the difference between a stoned driver and a drunk driver... drunk driver is in the left lane going too fast, stoned driver is in the right lane, going too slow, possibly with blinkers on, but maybe not in order to avoid attracting attention

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    • #3
      Actually, in Boston we have one hand on the wheel and the other holding a large Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
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      — Herman Wouk

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      • #4
        Originally posted by joycapecod
        Actually, in Boston we have one hand on the wheel and the other holding a large Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
        While cutting across 3 lanes of traffic.
        Mark B.

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        • #5
          I think this is fairly accurate but while I was traveling on LA highways I now can add that putting hands on wheel feet on brake while cursing about the traffic.
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