When The Elderly Give Birth!

[Faust Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Faust]

WARNING TO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL MATURE MARRIED WOMEN.....THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU...

THAT IS.....CONCEIVE AT YOUR AGE!



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70-year-old

woman was able to give birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from

the hospital and went home, her relatives all came to visit.



"May we see the new baby..?" one excitedly asked.



"No, not yet...sh-h-h-h" said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can

visit for a while first....."



Thirty minutes pass, and another relative perks up and asks, "May we see

the new baby now....?"



"No, let's not do that just yet," said the mother.



Another few minutes had elapsed, they ask again, "May we see the baby

now..........?"



"No, not yet !! I told you...." replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they ask, "Well, when can we see the baby...?"



"WHEN HE CRIES !" she told them, slightly flustered.

"WHAT....WHEN HE CRIES...???" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until

he CRIES?"



"BECAUSE..... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM......... O.K....????"

[hope54 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close hope54]

It is a good thing to have a good laugh before work! Very, very funny. Now I won't feel so bad when I lose my reading glasses, my pen, my thoughts today. It could be worse!!!!!

Hope