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Told by an Ozarks preacher to my Ozarks cousin, on the golf course:
A hillbilly arrived at the gate's of heaven. St. Peter said that if he answered 3 questions he could enter heaven.
First, name 2 days of the week that start with T.
Today and Tomorrow.
Well, OK. How many seconds are there in a year?
12.
Huh?
January second, February second, March second . . .
OK, OK (agitated, determined to keep this hillbilly out of heaven). What is God's first name?
Andy.
No way! Gotcha.
Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me . . .
A hillbilly arrived at the gate's of heaven. St. Peter said that if he answered 3 questions he could enter heaven.
First, name 2 days of the week that start with T.
Today and Tomorrow.
Well, OK. How many seconds are there in a year?
12.
Huh?
January second, February second, March second . . .
OK, OK (agitated, determined to keep this hillbilly out of heaven). What is God's first name?
Andy.
No way! Gotcha.
Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me . . .
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