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    Dear Abby........

    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
    beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
    worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
    Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
    new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
    bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to
    like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
    Signed: Clueless



    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a
    United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
    Act like one.
    Angela

    If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

    BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by ArtsieAng View Post
    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
    beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
    worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
    Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
    new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
    bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to
    like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
    Signed: Clueless



    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a
    United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
    Act like one.
    From what the media reports, I think the husband is probably making plenty of money paying the bills. Probably much more than the job he lost six years ago.
    Grande Vista owners group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/GVnewsgroup/
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    • #3
      Originally posted by dioxide45
      From what the media reports, I think the husband is probably making plenty of money paying the bills. Probably much more than the job he lost six years ago.

      Acutally, he did not lose his job. The Constitution of the United States does not allow for a third term.
      B.

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      • #4
        Angela,

        You may have to get this thread moved to the Political forum before it's too late.
        Mike H
        Wyndham Fairshare Plus Owners, Be cool and join the Wyndham/FairfieldHOA forum!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mshatty
          Angela,

          You may have to get this thread moved to the Political forum before it's too late.
          And maybe some Political forum stuff can be moved to Post a Joke.
          Robert

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          • #6
            Good lord, this is just a joke and a pretty good one at that. Why are some of you so sensitive and take it so seriously?
            John

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JWC
              Good lord, this is just a joke and a pretty good one at that. Why are some of you so sensitive and take it so seriously?
              John,

              I thought all of the other comments were pretty lighthearted! The first one that sounds sensitive and serious to me is actually yours! (Maybe it's the "Good lord" at the beginning!)

              Sharon

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Beaglemom3
                ... The Constitution of the United States does not allow for a third term.
                B.
                Why two but not three?
                Robert

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RESORT2ME
                  And maybe some Political forum stuff can be moved to Post a Joke.
                  Hey John, although I do find some Political stuff a Joke, I was only kiddin!!!
                  Robert

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                  • #10
                    Why two but not three?
                    Because of FDR.
                    The legitimate object of Government is to do for a community of people whatever they need to have done but cannot do at all or cannot do so well for themselves”- Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      My friend sent this joke to me about the same time as it was originally posted.

                      It's a good one!

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