A Chicken and Egg Joke

[Lanalee Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Lanalee]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.

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[RESORT2ME Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RESORT2ME]

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The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, ...

as if acting that way is going to change anything!

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Well, considering that eggs are stored in a refrigerator, it's most likely the egg was just frigid.