The Priest
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had
a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose
bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model
danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down
the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to
the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to
ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid
to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...
Then all the other bells started to ring !
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had
a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose
bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model
danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down
the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to
the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to
ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid
to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...
Then all the other bells started to ring !
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