Smart Monkey

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The bartender screams, "Did you see what your
Monkey just did?"
"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool
table.........WHOLE!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
"He eats everything
in sight. I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff." The guy
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the Monkey ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again and has
his Monkey with
him..
He orders a drink and the Monkey starts running
around the bar again.
While
the man is finishing his drink, the Monkey finds a
bowl of Maraschino
Cherries on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out
and eats it. Then the Monkey finds a peanut, again
sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted, "Did you see what your
Monkey did now?"

"No, what?" ;replied the man. "Well, he stuck a
cherry and a peanut up
his
butt, pulled them out and ate them!" said the
bartender. "Yeah, that
doesn't surprise me," the guy replied, "He still
eats everything in
sight but ever since he had to shit that cue ball,
he measures
everything first."