Wal Mart Greeter

[RESORT2ME Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RESORT2ME]

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's nine and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind or stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice."
-----------------------------------------

Robert

[I-DE-HO Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close I-DE-HO]

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

Gee, I saw that same woman and her 2 children at WalMart yesterday. Unfortunately the greeter wasn't there and I wanted desperately to say something to the woman but she was so loud and obnoxious that I was afraid she would take a swing at me if I said anything.

I'll remember your joke the next time I see this and it will make me smile but not feel any better for the kids.