Confession of an Elderly Italian

[Nadonahoe Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nadonahoe]

An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during World War 2, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic

and changed my name from Levy to Spamoni, and I am alive today because of it."

"Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that you never
forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."

"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."

"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must repay
me with sexual favors, which she did, repeatedly."

"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favorable balance between good and evil, and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."

"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?"


"Should I tell her the war is over?"

[Big Matt Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Big Matt]

That's funny.

Replace any natioality and any war and it's still funny.

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

That's funny.

Replace any natioality and any war and it's still funny.

Sorry Matt , I am not sure if you or I took this the wrong way. This is a Joke forum. I understand that some of these jokes might be tied to some peoples past or present. As it is said in the forum description if you are easily offend then it might be best you do not read this forum. As I said above, This is an open forum and some of the Jokes in here might be tied to ones heritage in one way or another.