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  • A priest and a rabbi

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an
    > airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
    > requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
    >
    > The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
    >
    > The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
    >
    > To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
    > temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding
    > and went on with his reading.
    >
    > A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still
    > a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
    >
    > The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our
    > faith."
    >
    > The rabbi then aske d him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
    > temptations of the flesh?"
    >
    > The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and
    > broke with my faith."
    >
    > The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking,
    > for about five minutes.
    >
    > Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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