The Closet

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Welcome to the Closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her

9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

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The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not

realizing that the little boy is in there already.

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The little boy says, "Dark in here."

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The man says, "Yes, it is."

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Boy: "I have a baseball."

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Man: "That's nice"

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Boy: "Want to buy it?"

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Man: "No, thanks."

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Boy: "My Dad's outside."

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Man: "OK, how much?"

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Boy: "$250"

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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in

the closet together.

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Boy: "Dark in here."

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Man: "Yes, it is."

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Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

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The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

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Boy: "$750"

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Man: "Sold."

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A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go

outside and have a game of catch."

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The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

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The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

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Boy: "$1,000"

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The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that

is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to

confession."

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They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the

confessional booth and closes the door.

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The boy says, "Dark in here."

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The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;

you're in my closet now."

[Nadonahoe Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nadonahoe]

I'm a little slow on the uptake these days - took me a brief moment before I 'got it' ..... Thanks for the laugh, Noelle

[elena Member Find all posts View Profile Close elena]

Too funny!

[misbella Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close misbella]

Loved it! Thanks for sharing.