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Jack's Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
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> attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack
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> is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
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> didn't taste like alcohol at all.
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> He didn't even remember how he got home from
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> the party. As bad as he was feeling, he
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> wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had
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> to force himself to open his eyes, and the
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> first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
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> next to a glass of water on the side table.
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> And, next to them, a single red rose!
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> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
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> him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
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> room and sees that
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> it is in perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is
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> the rest of the house.
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> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a
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> huge black eye staring back at him in the
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> bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
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> on the corner
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> of the mirror written in red with little hearts
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> on it and a kiss mark from
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> his wife in lipstick:
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> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
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> to get groceries to
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> make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love
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> you, darling!
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> Love, Jillian"
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> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough,
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> there is hot breakfast,
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> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
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> His son is also at the table,
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> eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
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> night?"
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> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
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> out of your mind. You
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> fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
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> then you puked in the hallway, and got that
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> black eye when you ran into the door.
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>
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> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is
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> everything in such perfect order and so clean?
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> I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
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> waiting for me??"
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>
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> His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to
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> the bedroom, and
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> when she tried to take your pants off, you
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> screamed,
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> "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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> Broken Coffee Table $239.99
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> Hot Breakfast $4.20
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> Two Aspirins $.38
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> Saying the right thing, at the right time . .
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> PRICELESS!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
>
> attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack
>
> is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
>
> didn't taste like alcohol at all.
>
>
>
> He didn't even remember how he got home from
>
> the party. As bad as he was feeling, he
>
> wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had
>
> to force himself to open his eyes, and the
>
> first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
>
> next to a glass of water on the side table.
>
> And, next to them, a single red rose!
>
>
>
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
>
> him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
>
> room and sees that
>
> it is in perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is
>
> the rest of the house.
>
>
>
> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a
>
> huge black eye staring back at him in the
>
> bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
>
> on the corner
>
> of the mirror written in red with little hearts
>
> on it and a kiss mark from
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> his wife in lipstick:
>
>
>
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
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> to get groceries to
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> make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love
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> you, darling!
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> Love, Jillian"
>
>
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough,
>
> there is hot breakfast,
>
> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
>
> His son is also at the table,
>
> eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
>
> night?"
>
>
>
> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
>
> out of your mind. You
>
> fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
>
> then you puked in the hallway, and got that
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> black eye when you ran into the door.
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>
>
> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is
>
> everything in such perfect order and so clean?
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> I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
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> waiting for me??"
>
>
>
> His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to
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> the bedroom, and
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> when she tried to take your pants off, you
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> screamed,
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>
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> "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
>
>
> Broken Coffee Table $239.99
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>
>
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
>
>
>
> Two Aspirins $.38
>
>
>
> Saying the right thing, at the right time . .
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> PRICELESS!!!
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