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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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TEXAS
~~~
UTAH
and
Wyoming
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~! ~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
TEXAS
~~~
UTAH
and
Wyoming
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC