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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being
six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ASS!!!
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being
six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ASS!!!
