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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
>>years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>>that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
>>marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
>>to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
>>he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
>>agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
>>discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
>>Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
>&g t;payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>>His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
>>"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed
>>him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
>>collapsed.
>>
>>
>>
>> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
>>meatballs, one without! Request bread...
>>years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>>that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
>>marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
>>to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
>>he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
>>agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
>>discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
>>Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
>&g t;payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>>His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
>>"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed
>>him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
>>collapsed.
>>
>>
>>
>> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
>>meatballs, one without! Request bread...