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>>The Funeral
>>
>>
>>A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning
>>coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
>>approaching the nearby cemetery.
>>
>>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
>>hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second
>>hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
>>Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
>>walking single file.
>>
>>The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully
>>approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so
>>sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
>>you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
>>is it?'
>>
>>'My husband's.'
>>
>>'What happened to him?'
>>
>>The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.'
>>
>>She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'
>>
>>The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to
>>help my husband when the dog turned on her.'
>>
>>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
>>the two women.
>>
>>'Can I borrow the dog?'
>>
>>'Get in line.'
>>
>>
>>
>>A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning
>>coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
>>approaching the nearby cemetery.
>>
>>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
>>hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second
>>hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
>>Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
>>walking single file.
>>
>>The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully
>>approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so
>>sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
>>you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
>>is it?'
>>
>>'My husband's.'
>>
>>'What happened to him?'
>>
>>The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.'
>>
>>She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'
>>
>>The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to
>>help my husband when the dog turned on her.'
>>
>>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
>>the two women.
>>
>>'Can I borrow the dog?'
>>
>>'Get in line.'
>>