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Mid-life crisis
After I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watch ing a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watch ing a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
I told Jerry when I married him that I didn't believe in marriage. The only way he was going to leave was death. If he didn't act right, well then, it wouldn't be a natural death. We've been married 29 years, and so far so good (there have been times, though...)
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