World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy,

"Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

drank martinis, always had a clean house,

never had to cook and stayed skinny,

~ The End~

[BocaBum99 Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close BocaBum99]

I thought you were going to mention the RCI Points greatest improvement of all time announcement.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

I thought you were going to mention the RCI Points greatest improvement of all time announcement.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

This is an owners' update meeting, not a sales presentation.

[susieq Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close susieq]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy,

"Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

drank martinis, always had a clean house,

never had to cook and stayed skinny,

~ The End~