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A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing
in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little
sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals
with laughter, "How'd you do that?"
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted!"
"Can I try it?" she asks.
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The
little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets
to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying
on the ground out cold, flat on her back, spread eagled.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims
"Just what I thought.........DUAL EXHAUST!"
in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little
sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals
with laughter, "How'd you do that?"
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted!"
"Can I try it?" she asks.
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The
little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets
to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying
on the ground out cold, flat on her back, spread eagled.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims
"Just what I thought.........DUAL EXHAUST!"
