Sportsman's double
I met an "older woman" at a club last night. She was ' OK ' for 57.
We drank a bit, danced a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double" - a mother and daughter at the same time?"
I replied, "No, I have never been so fortunate."
We drank a bit more, then she said, "Tonight is your lucky night!"
We went to her place, where she puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs,
"MOM, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"
I met an "older woman" at a club last night. She was ' OK ' for 57.
We drank a bit, danced a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double" - a mother and daughter at the same time?"
I replied, "No, I have never been so fortunate."
We drank a bit more, then she said, "Tonight is your lucky night!"
We went to her place, where she puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs,
"MOM, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"
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