Lawyer Jokes

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

A very successful lawyer parkedhis brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came
along too close and comple tely tore off the driver's door.



Fortunately, a cop in a police
car was close enough to see the accident and
pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance
to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about
he'd now be late for court, but was even louder about how his Lexus,
which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined
and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make
it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound
down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I
can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your
possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.."


"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even
realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck
hit you!"

OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

"MY ROLEX!"

[ArtsieAng Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close ArtsieAng]

I think I'll forward this to DH's office.

[CarolF Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CarolF]

[taffy19 Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close taffy19]

It's only a joke but more often the truth is told with a joke. I agree but not all lawyers are like that. I know someone here who isn't.