Since I veered way off topic in my SW Thread about the play "Nipples to the Wind"

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

I know, Wacky. I even told myself , " Self, men have nipples, too. Why couldn't it be a play about men as well?" But, somehow, nipples equate to women in my brain. Sexist, I suppose, but so it goes.

I am with you on the picture in my head, too. Makes my nipples pucker thinking about an icey wind on my bare boobs, hair flying around my face and getting in my mouth as I trudge across the Wyoming plains holding my infant in one arm while leading the trusty mule with the other hand. Mr. Barn is driving the team of oxen pulling our wagon load of meager possessions toward the fertile lands of California. Wait a minute....maybe this could be a musical..........I'm thinking 2 or 3 Mormon families...maybe 4 to 6 woman...one is a widow....2 men...with great builds....somehow their shirts got ripped to shreads while crossing some river....it's summer so the women have stripped to their camisoles for comfort.....the wind is picking up........

I like the Mormon musical angle, I must admit. Or...wait for it...the Donner Party musical! Perfect for dinner theater!

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I like the Mormon musical angle, I must admit. Or...wait for it...the Donner Party musical! Perfect for dinner theater!

Perhaps a Pioneer West remake of Eating Raoul, hmmmm???

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Oh yes! Nipples In The Wind..a musical extravaganza...music & lyrics by Elton John. A tale of history rewritten. The saga of the desperate journey of the Donner Party who against all odds are saved by a small band of Mormon pioneers, who against all odds have left their Salt Lake temple seeking a new home to establish an offshoot branch of their church known as the Church of the Natural Body that they plan to finance by opening a small upscale restaurant featuring nouvelle cuisine.....starring???

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Pamela Anderson, duuuuuuh.

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Okay, the musical theme song

Oh, you guys are cracking me up....and now, I cannot restrain myself....

here it is, the musical theme song (of course, sung to Elton's melody)


Hello, Scarlet Jane
Gee, I don't know you at all
You have the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

They crawl, avoiding the cold wind,
But you stand tall, and turn straight to it,
Lifting your dreamy eyes to the windmill...
Lord, I love to watch you, when you start to feel that chill

And it seems to me you live your life
With your nipples to the wind,
Never knowing your camisole clings
When the rain sets in...
And I would like to know you
But I am just a kid
Your camisole dried long before
My tears did...

....(Take it away...you funny people...)

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Oh, you guys are cracking me up....and now, I cannot restrain myself....

here it is, the musical theme song (of course, sung to Elton's melody)


Hello, Scarlet Jane
Gee, I don't know you at all
You have the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

They crawl, avoiding the cold wind,
But you stand tall, and turn straight to it,
Lifting your dreamy eyes to the windmill...
Lord, I love to watch you, when you start to feel that chill

And it seems to me you live your life
With your nipples to the wind,
Never knowing your camisole clings
When the rain sets in...
And I would like to know you
But I am just a kid
Your camisole dried long before
My tears did...

....(Take it away...you funny people...)

Well ... I had been pondering an addition to the "Female Porn" Thread, but you've just managed to totally surpass anything in my dim imagination!!

I'll have to ponder this one awhile. Maybe someone can come up with some revised lyrics to Riders on the Storm to bring in elements of nipples underneath wet camisoles drying in the wind.

The meter works - all you need do is change "Riders on the Storm" to "Nipples to the Wind".

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Well ... I had been pondering an addition to the "Female Porn" Thread, but you've just managed to totally surpass anything in my dim imagination!!

I'll have to ponder this one awhile. Maybe someone can come up with some revised lyrics to Riders on the Storm to bring in elements of nipples underneath wet camisoles drying in the wind.

The meter works - all you need do is change "Riders on the Storm" to "Nipples in the Wind".

Well I can't throw out the challenge without tackling it myself. So here's Jim Morrison singing about Nipples in the Wind (and I'll leave it to each of you to conjure your own images of Jim Morrison and Nipples to the Wind)

Nipples to the Wind
Nipples to the Wind
Into our breasts they're born
Into wet shirts they're thrown
Like two lizards on a stone
Or a pas de deux alone
Nipples to the wind.

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Seems like old times, T.R.

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Sorry folks but that has been made.....

Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Starring: Dian Bachar, Stephen Blackpool

From the Makers of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this is the musical that started it all! 3 Hours of bone chilling, flesh eating show-stopping hilarity! With vicious gore, laugh-inducing gags and rousing musical numbers such as "Snowman" and "Shpedoinkle Day," Cannibal! The Musical is the true story of the only person convicted of cannibalism in America - Alfred Packer. The sole survivor of an ill-fated trip to the Colorado Territory, while searching for gold and love, he and his companions lost their way and resorted to unthinkable horrors! Packer and his five wacky mining buddies sing and dance their ways into your heart...and then take a bite out of it! Cannibal! The Musical is Oklahoma meets Bloodsucking Freaks. Brought to you by the Troma Team and Trey Parker - the Rogers and Hammerstein of Horror!



Yes it is real... and in a South Park way it is very funny....

Pete

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Steve & Katiemack & Wacky



Pete



You all are so clever