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Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go un-rewarded (and women SURE know how to get even, as
we all know by now).
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, it's
'Miracle Grow'.'
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go un-rewarded (and women SURE know how to get even, as
we all know by now).
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, it's
'Miracle Grow'.'
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