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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"... Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire and unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Deja-Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't. I've cut off your arms!"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"... Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire and unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Deja-Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't. I've cut off your arms!"
Give me a place with 4 S's: Sun, sand, surf, & suds-Dale (from Illinois)
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