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The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "You Can Be The
Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,
"The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess!
Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,
"The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess!