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The Good Husband...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover
after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember
how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspir ins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note
hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and
a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love
you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough,
there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son
is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his
son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh
THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee
Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right
thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover
after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember
how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspir ins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note
hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and
a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love
you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough,
there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son
is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his
son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh
THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee
Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right
thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
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