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> Subject: Why parents drink-
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> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
> propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With
> the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
> read the letter.
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> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
> you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
> I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, and
> tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> older than I am.
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> But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
> of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
> marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves
> and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
> ecstasy.
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> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I
> know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back
> to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
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> P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
> card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe
> to come home.
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> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
> propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With
> the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
> read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
> you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
> I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, and
> tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> older than I am.
>
> But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
> of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
> marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves
> and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
> ecstasy.
>
> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I
> know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back
> to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
>
> P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
> card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe
> to come home.
>
>
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