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Living backwards
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you become a kid, go to primary school and you have no
responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then ...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then ...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you become a kid, go to primary school and you have no
responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then ...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then ...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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