Can You Cry Under Water?
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How Important Does A Person Have To Be Before They Are Considered Assassinated Instead Of Just Murdered?
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Why Do You Have To "put Your Two Cents In"... But It's Only A "penny For Your Thoughts"? Where's That Extra Penny Going?
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Once You're In Heaven, Do You Get Stuck Wearing The Clothes You Were Buried In For Eternity?
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Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box?
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What Disease Did Cured Ham Actually Have?
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How Is It That We Put Man On The Moon Before We Figured Out It Would Be A Good Idea To Put Wheels On Luggage?
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Why Is It That People Say They "slept Like A Baby" When Babies Wake Up Like Every Two Hours?
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If A Deaf Person Has To Go To Court, Is It Still Called A Hearing?
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Why Are You In A Movie, But You're On Tv?
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Why Do People Pay To Go Up Tall Buildings And Then Put Money In Binoculars To Look At Things On The Ground?
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Why Do Doctors Leave The Room While You Change? They're Going To See You Naked Anyway.
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Why Is "bra" Singular And "panties" Plural?
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Why Do Toasters Always Have A Setting That Burns The Toast To A Horrible Crisp, Which No Decent Human Being Would Eat?
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If Jimmy Cracks Corn And No One Cares, Why Is There A Stupid Song About Him?
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Can A Hearse Carrying A Corpse Drive In The Carpool Lane ?
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If The Professor On Gilligan's Island Can Make A Radio Out Of A Coconut, Why Can't He Fix A Hole In A Boat?
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Why Does Goofy Stand Erect While Pluto Remains On All Fours? They're Both Dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote Had Enough Money To Buy All That Acme Crap, Why Didn't He Just Buy Dinner?
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If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, And Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables, What Is Baby Oil Made From?
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If Electricity Comes From Electrons, Does Morality Come From Morons?
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Do The Alphabet Song And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Have The Same Tune?
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Why Did You Just Try Singing The Two Songs Above?
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Did You Ever Notice That When You Blow In A Dog's Face, He Gets Mad At You, But When You Take Him For A Car Ride, He Sticks His Head Out The Window?
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Do You Ever Wonder Why You Gave Me Your E-mail Address In The First Place
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How Important Does A Person Have To Be Before They Are Considered Assassinated Instead Of Just Murdered?
________________________________________
Why Do You Have To "put Your Two Cents In"... But It's Only A "penny For Your Thoughts"? Where's That Extra Penny Going?
________________________________________
Once You're In Heaven, Do You Get Stuck Wearing The Clothes You Were Buried In For Eternity?
________________________________________
Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box?
________________________________________
What Disease Did Cured Ham Actually Have?
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How Is It That We Put Man On The Moon Before We Figured Out It Would Be A Good Idea To Put Wheels On Luggage?
________________________________________
Why Is It That People Say They "slept Like A Baby" When Babies Wake Up Like Every Two Hours?
________________________________________
If A Deaf Person Has To Go To Court, Is It Still Called A Hearing?
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Why Are You In A Movie, But You're On Tv?
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Why Do People Pay To Go Up Tall Buildings And Then Put Money In Binoculars To Look At Things On The Ground?
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Why Do Doctors Leave The Room While You Change? They're Going To See You Naked Anyway.
________________________________________
Why Is "bra" Singular And "panties" Plural?
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Why Do Toasters Always Have A Setting That Burns The Toast To A Horrible Crisp, Which No Decent Human Being Would Eat?
________________________________________
If Jimmy Cracks Corn And No One Cares, Why Is There A Stupid Song About Him?
________________________________________
Can A Hearse Carrying A Corpse Drive In The Carpool Lane ?
________________________________________
If The Professor On Gilligan's Island Can Make A Radio Out Of A Coconut, Why Can't He Fix A Hole In A Boat?
________________________________________
Why Does Goofy Stand Erect While Pluto Remains On All Fours? They're Both Dogs!
________________________________________
If Wile E. Coyote Had Enough Money To Buy All That Acme Crap, Why Didn't He Just Buy Dinner?
________________________________________
If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, And Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables, What Is Baby Oil Made From?
________________________________________
If Electricity Comes From Electrons, Does Morality Come From Morons?
________________________________________
Do The Alphabet Song And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Have The Same Tune?
________________________________________
Why Did You Just Try Singing The Two Songs Above?
________________________________________
Did You Ever Notice That When You Blow In A Dog's Face, He Gets Mad At You, But When You Take Him For A Car Ride, He Sticks His Head Out The Window?
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Do You Ever Wonder Why You Gave Me Your E-mail Address In The First Place
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