Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant

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NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread
and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard
business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to
the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of
her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

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Frankie,

Try to get into the 21st century or so. First time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I kicked the end out of my crib. You have to get out more.