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A forty-year-old hillbilly carried a younger hillbilly into
the doctor's office, deposited him on the examining table,
and said, "See if you can patch him up soon. I shot up his
rear end like it was a tail on a possum. Don't hurt him none,
'cause he's my son-in-law."
The doctor said, "Why would you shoot your son-in-law?"
The hillbilly said, "He warn't my son-in-law when I shot him."
the doctor's office, deposited him on the examining table,
and said, "See if you can patch him up soon. I shot up his
rear end like it was a tail on a possum. Don't hurt him none,
'cause he's my son-in-law."
The doctor said, "Why would you shoot your son-in-law?"
The hillbilly said, "He warn't my son-in-law when I shot him."
. This time the ending is the same but with a little buck shot in the middle 
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JEMartin
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