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A bit long...but worth it 
One day a college girl goes to the doctor for a routine physical. When the doc has her remove her top, he notices a big red "M" imprinted on her chest. The doc asks, "how'd you get that?" to which the girl embarassingly responds, "Oh, well my boyfriend went to Harvard and he always wears his Harvard sweatshirt whenever we're making love."
The doc, startled yet mildly amused, sends the girl home, cautioning her to tell her boyfriend to ease up next time. A few days later another college girl goes to the doc for a check-up. When the doc has her remove her top, he notices a big blue "Y" imprinted on her chest. The doc asks, "how'd you get that?" to which the girl says, "Oh, well my boyfriend went to Yale and he always wears his Yale sweatshirt whenever we're making love."
So the doc after having seen this happen twice decides that this sort of thing is normal among young people and doesn't give it a second thought. A few days later a third college girl goes to the doc for a check up. After she removes her top, the doc noticies a big red "M" imprinted on her chest. The doc says nonchalantly, "Let me guess, boyfriend at Maryland?"
...to which she responds, "nope...girlfriend at Wisconsin!"
One day a college girl goes to the doctor for a routine physical. When the doc has her remove her top, he notices a big red "M" imprinted on her chest. The doc asks, "how'd you get that?" to which the girl embarassingly responds, "Oh, well my boyfriend went to Harvard and he always wears his Harvard sweatshirt whenever we're making love."
The doc, startled yet mildly amused, sends the girl home, cautioning her to tell her boyfriend to ease up next time. A few days later another college girl goes to the doc for a check-up. When the doc has her remove her top, he notices a big blue "Y" imprinted on her chest. The doc asks, "how'd you get that?" to which the girl says, "Oh, well my boyfriend went to Yale and he always wears his Yale sweatshirt whenever we're making love."
So the doc after having seen this happen twice decides that this sort of thing is normal among young people and doesn't give it a second thought. A few days later a third college girl goes to the doc for a check up. After she removes her top, the doc noticies a big red "M" imprinted on her chest. The doc says nonchalantly, "Let me guess, boyfriend at Maryland?"
...to which she responds, "nope...girlfriend at Wisconsin!"