Frank, Bear Hunting In Alaska

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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear, and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided that having sex was preferable to being mauled.

So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said: "That was a big mistake Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it better to cooperate than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska. He managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge. But then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?

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