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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few question. ' he gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, 'what is your occupation?'
'I'm a whore,' she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, 'No, No,, No, that won't
work. Let's try to rephrase that'
The woman says 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.
'No, that still won't work. try again.'
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken
farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?'
'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.'
'Chicken Farmer it is.'
to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few question. ' he gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, 'what is your occupation?'
'I'm a whore,' she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, 'No, No,, No, that won't
work. Let's try to rephrase that'
The woman says 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.
'No, that still won't work. try again.'
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken
farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?'
'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.'
'Chicken Farmer it is.'