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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
> at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
> what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again',
> she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her
> Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
> and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on
> every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
> Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours
> later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
> her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where
> he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
> her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like
> being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. 'I meant my dress size! The moral of the story: Even when a
> man is listening, he is goanna get it wrong.
>
> at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
> what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again',
> she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her
> Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
> and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on
> every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
> Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours
> later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
> her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where
> he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
> her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like
> being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. 'I meant my dress size! The moral of the story: Even when a
> man is listening, he is goanna get it wrong.
>