Brokeback Bar

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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in,

he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck,
he says to himself,

"I can really use a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to
the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of
that, all I want is a drink."


The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't
serve you until you tell me the name of your
weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end
of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really
'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"
and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The
fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on
his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity

Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,

because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him
then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He
exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer."

The bartender
begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"


The cowboy says,
"Because ......


IT'S STRONG ENOUGH

FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.