Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

A Special Ring

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • A Special Ring

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

    The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

    Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'

    'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

  • #2
    My husband got a good laught out of this. I think I will buy my own jewerly so there are not strings attached....LOL

    Comment


    • #3
      This is why older women work with the premise of "A bird in hand"
      Lawren
      ------------------------
      There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
      - Rolf Kopfle

      Comment


      • #4
        If I were the young woman in the story, I'd sue the old guy for theft of services.

        Comment


        • #5
          LOL! A perfect example of..."Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill". Jean

          Comment

          Working...
          X